Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.
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» Jensen says he’s been given a false sense of security playing Dean Winchester because he thinks he can kill ghosts now if he ever encountered one.

deanharrisackles:

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contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

allonsyforever:

One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser

it was last week

i am seventeen years old

the class was A.P. calculus

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icarly-official:

if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:

  • shrimp
  • pork
  • obesity
  • torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
  • wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
  • cutting your hair
  • shaving
  • tattoos
  • and working on Sundays

are all listed as abominations in the bible as well

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hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

batsock:

Does anyone else like…

Play a fanfiction in their head

and it’s really good and keeps you occupied

but when you actually sit down to write it

just

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emojigrl:

flying-blades:

Spongebob - I Don’t Like

this is historically significant

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

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scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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dicksplit:

At your friend’s funeral

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le-go-go-las:

carryon-my-wayward-vagabond:

ramblingsofadeadite:

Quick reminder that these are all real movies.

Are you kidding

It gets funnier with every title

notvvithoutyou:

imagineyouricon:

Imagine sitting beside your icon on a 14 hours plane ride