"And what do we say to death?"
"The fuck out my face"
One time this boy in my math class ate an eraser
it was last week
i am seventeen years old
the class was A.P. calculus
if you use the bible as an excuse towards being anti gay dont forget that:
- torn clothes (like ripped jeans)
- wearing clothing made from 2 different fabrics
- cutting your hair
- and working on Sundays
are all listed as abominations in the bible as well
#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made
I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.
Does anyone else like…
Play a fanfiction in their head
and it’s really good and keeps you occupied
but when you actually sit down to write it
Spongebob - I Don’t Like
this is historically significant
raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
Quick reminder that these are all real movies.
Are you kidding
It gets funnier with every title